Already it
is being ruined by people asking: “But when is International Men’s Day?”
It’s on 19th
November, apparently.
That’s not
the big issue here. The problem is the sheer number of Days that are now
celebrated.
This is
after all 2015, the Year of Light and Lightbased Technologies, whatever the
fuck that means.
I’ve trawled
the internet for literally minutes and come up with a list of some of the most
ludicrous celebrations ever devised.
Pack Your
Lunch Day. This is presumably much more pleasant than the other 364 Starve to
Death Days.
Honesty Day.
It would be a great day to track down whoever thought of Honesty Day and tell
them that they invented one of the most pointless celebrations of all time and that
they are, in fact, a bit of an arse. But in a nice way.
Put a Pillow
on Your Fridge Day. It’s meant to bring good luck, but I recommend anyone who
subscribes to such nonsense to instead try Put a Pillow over Your Face Day and
get someone to press on it really hard.
Russian
Language Day. As long as Google Translate works as it should:
Это нормально, если вы собираетесь ездить на Украину ,
рубашки и на спине медведя , прежде чем объявить его своим в то
время как запрет на гомосексуализм.
Ride the
Wind Day. Sadly it doesn’t involve sitting around a camp fire, eating beans and
trying to recreate that scene from
Blazing Saddles. It’s about aeronautics.
International
Ninja Day. You probably won’t notice the celebrations.
I may have
pointed out some pretty crappy days that nobody in their right mind will have
written in their diary, but I feel I should even the balance a little.
On 30th
December you can celebrate World Bacon Day. That is clearly much more important
than men or women, international or otherwise.
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