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Sunday 29 March 2015

Easter



For many people the Easter holidays have now started, but some of us still have to work before we can celebrate how Jesus once had a bare-knuckle brawl with a bunny. Or something.

Thursday 26 March 2015

Boybands



So, it seems that pornographic, Harry Potter-themed boyband, Wand Erection, are one “singer” short today.

Saturday 21 March 2015

Cycling



I cycle because I have a bike and it costs nothing to get from A to B. I don’t massively enjoy it or anything.

Tuesday 17 March 2015

Sunday 15 March 2015

Top Gear



Remember the film Falling Down with Michael Douglas?

Saturday 14 March 2015

Celebrity Shitlist



I’ve already ranted about the pointlessness of celebrity, but now the masses have spoken.

Monday 9 March 2015

A Trip to the Shop



I went to the supermarket earlier and am convinced that I became momentarily possessed by an evil spirit while I was at the checkout.

Sunday 8 March 2015

Friday 6 March 2015

Age



I’m sitting at the kitchen table typing this. I have no alcohol on a Friday night. They’re practising bell-ringing at the church and still haven’t progressed beyond a Figaro/Three Blind Mice mash-up.

Wednesday 4 March 2015

Smoking



I remember making the outlandish claim “I’ll give up when they go over two quid a packet.”

Monday 2 March 2015