Resolutions

It’s time to start thinking about what major changes we all need to make to our lifestyles for the coming year. It’s also important that we remember to tell everyone we know that we’re doing this to maintain an air of superiority over them.

Eating

Food is great. Without it we’d probably all be dead. Winter eating is a whole different kettle of fish though.

News

2014 has been quite a year for ranting, and as long as this world continues to be so shit-filled the rants will continue for an incredibly long time.

"Inbox Me"

My phone makes a familiar sound. I look at it. I’ve just received a new email. Who’s it from? Why it’s some prick telling me I could, possibly, just once, a long time ago have been mis-sold PPI. I doubt it.

Public Transport

“A return to Hull please,” I said to the bus driver.

Crap

Pets are great. They keep you company and generally ensure your sanity remains intact. You can get good exercise taking them for walks too.

Games

Games can be fun and games can be educational. Sometimes though, games can be hugely frustrating, time-consuming and can fill you full of murderous rage.