“I hate
people who wear earplugs at gigs,” a friend said to me this summer. “You should
rant about that.”
Chris Martin
of Coldplay apparently recommends the use of them. If I was forced to go and
see Coldplay, I’d probably just fill my ears with Polyfilla and be done with
it.
Yes,
exposure to loud music can damage your hearing, but that’s part of the fun. Why
numb the senses to the enjoyment, even if it is damaging?
I suppose
the same applies to the use of condoms or sunblock though.
In any case,
it’s not the most annoying thing you’ll see at a gig.
People who practically
barge you out of the way and then stand right in front of you are definitely
right up there. As are drink-spillers, people waving inflatable objects of all
varieties and anyone who dances inside your imaginary bubble of personal space.
But they aren’t
the worst.
I think you
all know where this is going.
Yes, it’s people
standing in front of you, holding aloft an iPad or even a laptop to take a
picture of the band.
Even more
annoying though is when you realise after they’ve held it up for the first
three songs that they’re going to film the entire set whilst obscuring your
view. I find screaming some profanities right behind them quite pleasing when
this happens.
You move to
find a spot where you can enjoy an unobstructed view. Not an easy task.
When you
eventually find a spot, it’s short-lived. Almost immediately some prick with a
selfie stick pops up, wanting to take five hundred pictures with their friends
right in front of you. If they don’t upload pics of themselves to Facebook every
thirty seconds the world might stop turning.
It’s amazing
more people aren’t arrested at gigs for attempting to kill these bastards.
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