I probably
don’t need to say any more than that.
What is it
about this particular day of the week which makes you wake up wishing there had
been a massive nuclear episode and you were the sole survivor?
There’s
probably some science stuff that explains it, but then again it would more than
likely be bollocks anyway.
If you work
Monday to Friday it’s understandable. You probably get every single weekend off
and spend the 64 hours between work days wisely by pushing your liver to
breaking point, ordering pizza and watching films in your pants (the films
aren’t in your pants). Of course you don’t want such epic times to come to an
end.
But what
about those who don’t get weekends off?
I currently
work seven days a week and the weekend is my busiest time. Monday is actually
one of the days when I get to take it a bit easier, but I still awoke this
morning feeling a crippling disappointment that I didn’t die peacefully during
the night.
Your social
media feeds are doubtlessly full of “Monday – meh” posts and “hilarious” memes
of people in varying forms of distress with some comment about Monday being a
bit crap.
Bob Geldof
makes a pound every time someone says something bad about Monday, the
tax-dodging bastard.
So even
though Monday is the toffee penny in a week of Quality Street, keep it under
your hat.
Tomorrow
will probably be even shitter anyway.
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