Is your
Twitter/Farcebook feed full of “hilarious” videos of people emptying
receptacles of near-zero degree water over themselves? Are you as annoyed about
this as I am?
It’s meant
to be for charity, but it’s now just descended into wannabe internet heroes
following each other like sheep. It seems there are organisations you are meant
to donate to for the privilege of doing it as well. So if someone nominates
you, you’re meant to soak yourself, film the event, give money to a charity not
of your choosing and nominate three more people.
Will
something bad happen to me for not taking part? Unlikely.
Remember
chain letters? You had to send it on to ten people or you would die a horrible
death. Not me, I always threw them in the bin and somehow managed to survive. I’ll
be treating this ridiculous fad with the contempt it deserves too. Don’t
nominate me because I won’t do it. I won’t give money to a charity just because
someone tells me to either. While they are worthy causes, I’ll choose who to
give my money to and when to do it, thank you very much.
Ah, but some
celebrities are doing it and being very generous. Look at Charlie Sheen pouring
a bucket of cash over himself and declaring publicly that he’s donating $10,000
to the ALS Foundation. What a guy! No, what a selfish bastard. Telling the
whole world that he’s giving money to charity is just another self-promoting
tactic from the drug-fuelled callgirl-botherer. $10,000 may seem like a large
sum of money to most of us, but given that he reputedly earned $1,000,000 per
episode for his “acting” in anti-sitcom, 2 and a Half Men, it’s like me donating
3p, an old button and some pocket fluff.
Patrick
Stewart thought he had it cracked too, but sitting calmly next to an ice bucket
and taking out a cube to put in a glass of scotch that probably cost more than
your house is worth whilst writing a cheque for charity didn’t impress me at
all. His “look at me, I’m British and I was Captain Picard, don’t you know?”
demeanour may have made him an internet legend yet again, but it was all about
his ego. Stick to wearing lobster suits in the bath, baldy.
I can’t
watch any more of these ridiculous videos. You might be dressed as Spiderman,
or having a digger-scoop full of ice poured over yourself, or you might be on
the bus. You might even be a celebrity, a proper A-list one, not some moron
from TOWIE. You might be a footballer, duped into it by teammates or you might
be a politician looking to increase your opinion poll scores. I really don’t
care. You’re all idiots.
Give money
to a charity you support, but without any gimmicks. Nobody need ever know and
that’s fine. Charities need money, not people filming themselves acting like
twats.
I wonder how
many people will join in the next fad and attempt the “jump in a large vat of
hot oil challenge”?
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