I was going
to just mess about on the internet this morning, but it’s being so slow. Just
slow enough to piss me right off.
15 years ago
I would have killed for it to be as fast as this, but now we’ve been spoiled
and everything must be instant.
The fact
that you’re reading this means I successfully uploaded it and there’s nothing
wrong with my internet, doesn’t it? No. I tried seven times before it finally
worked and I’m glad I don’t keep a claw hammer anywhere near my laptop as it
would now be in a million pieces.
My web anger
is nothing compared to my printer anger though. Two days ago I decided to print
a document, a fairly routine procedure. Pressed print: “sending print data to
printer,” I was told. After half an hour I realised that it was doing no such
thing and cancelled it. The printer was connected properly, there was plenty of
paper and there was none jammed anywhere it shouldn’t be and ink levels were
good. Try again.
“Sending
print data to printer,” my computer claimed again, outlandishly. I stared at
the lifeless printer in disgust and cancelled the operation again. I checked
absolutely everything I could think of and performed all the maintenance tasks
that were suggested online. It was in great shape. Excellent. Try again.
“Sending
print data to printer”. I waited and waited. Still nothing. You know you’re
completely out of ideas when you stand in front of a printer screaming “FUCKING
PRINT, YOU BASTARD!” This was what it had come to.
I’ve just
left it alone and assume it will fix itself at some point. I may never be able
to print anything out ever again.
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