As you may
be aware, I was forced to buy a new phone just a couple of weeks ago.
It sounded
too good to be true, so I asked: “Is that per month or a one-off payment?”
“It’s just a
one-off charge,” he answered. There’s no way that could be misinterpreted, is there?
Today the
paperwork arrived.
“Monthly
premium: £6.50,” it stated.
Now that
surely wasn’t right. The £75 excess had also not been mentioned previously.
I rang EE
and navigated their complicated menu system, where I was greeted by a chirpy Geordie.
“Whey, what
can ah dee for ye, like?” he asked.
I explained
about the insurance I had been mis-sold.
“Ah divven’t
knaa if I can help ye, like. Ah’ll put ye through to one of wor sales team.”
The call was
transferred to a girl who couldn’t have been less sympathetic.
“Obviously I’m
sorry to hear that you claim you were mis-sold the insurance,” she said in a
tone that clearly conveyed her lack of sorriness.
I was
annoyed when I initially phoned, but now I was furious. I claimed to have been
mis-sold it? Not only didn’t she care, she didn’t believe me.
“I want to
cancel the insurance,” I said.
“Why?”
“Were you
not listening? You want me to pay £78 a year when I thought it was only going
to cost me £6.50.”
“Let me tell
you what your policy covers and then you can decide.”
They’re clearly
trained to give it the hard sell.
“I still
want to cancel it.”
“We can give
you a discount of £1 per month for 24 months.”
“So I can
pay £66 a year instead of what I thought was £6.50? Err, no thanks.”
“Do you
still want to cancel?”
“Yes, I
thought that was obvious.”
“If you
cancel it you’ll no longer be insured,” she added in case I hadn’t understood
that this was how it worked because I’m obviously a simpleton.
“I’m fine
with that.”
“If your
phone breaks you won’t get a replacement.”
“I will if there’s a problem with the phone.”
“No you won’t.”
“You’re
telling me that if the phone stops working, through no fault of my own, that
you won’t replace it or give me a refund?”
“I don’t
know. I only deal with the insurance.”
That was
that cleared up then.
I started to
feel like Chandler in Friends when he wanted to quit the gym and then the bank,
but I wasn’t giving up.
“Is it
cancelled now?” I asked.
“Yes, it’s
cancelled. You no longer have insurance.”
“That’s
fine. There’s no fee to cancel, is there?”
“No. Nor is
there a fee if you wish to start having insurance again. Would you like
insurance?”
These people
really don’t give up. I hung up and wondered if I should actually have
insurance and half expected my phone to suddenly burst into flames just so EE
would have the last laugh.
It didn’t
though, so chew on that, EE.
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