We’ve all
been there before: in a shop, pub or café and those who work there start having
a loud, private conversation. Annoying, isn’t it?
Here’s what
happened today as I attempted to enjoy lunch.
I was in
Wagamama with my girlfriend, which I usually find to be enjoyable. The food
always arrives quickly, it’s reasonably-priced and they generally don’t mess about.
We chose to
sit in a booth, an idea which seemed sensible at the time. We could have sat
absolutely anywhere as we were their first customers of the day. The booth
looked like the most comfortable option anyway.
Sadly it was
right next to where staff members like to congregate for a chat.
As I munched
my way through a chicken katsu curry, I heard a small Spanish waiter (no, he
wasn’t a moustachioed type from “Barthelona”) make a kind of casual “I like
your hair” comment to a waitress who looked like she wanted to be anywhere else
but there. I then had to endure her five minute monologue about how the colour
would be gone after five washes and how overpriced it was and blah, blah, fucking
blah.
It was
becoming increasing difficult to chew as my teeth were clenched.
I was then
treated to a new conversation, based on the opening statement “I tend to eat
more when I’m on a diet”. I attempted to tune out what was being said, but you
can only imagine the utter bollocks that was spouted. I resisted the urge to facepalm dramatically.
Another
waitress joined in to complain that she had to do all of her hours for the week
today. Surely that meant she could have the rest of the week off, which has to
be a good thing?
I didn’t say
anything, despite wanting to yell at them to stop impeding the enjoyment of my
dining experience and to at least pretend to do some work.
Some of you
might think it’s a bit hypocritical of me to pan people who were essentially
slacking off. The difference has always been that when I’ve done it, I’ve done
it out of the sight of customers. Mostly.
"Was everything ok with your meals?" the Spaniard asked as he cleared away our plates.
"Yes, it was lovely," I replied. This wasn't a lie, as the food was great and couldn't be faulted. I then didn't add: "All the small talk really fucked me off though, and as a result you'll be the subject of a colossal online rant this evening."
Anyway, they’ll
know they pissed me off as I didn’t leave them a tip. They’d probably only
have spent it on expensive, but ineffective hair products.
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