“We all love
them,” people say. No we don’t. They’re a burden on the taxpayer.
The monarchy
costs each of us 56p every year. While that isn’t a significant sum for anyone
to spend (I just spent almost that much on a sausage roll), it would be nice to
have the choice.
The Queen’s
official expenditure from the Sovereign Grant increased to £35.7m last year,
which was an increase of £1.9m on the previous year. When was the last time you
had a pay rise like that?
That isn’t
the only money the royal family get though. I mean how could they possibly make
ends meet on such a paltry amount?
The Duchy of
Lancaster provides them with a further £13m per year and the Duchy of Cornwall
£18m. The Duchy of Cornwall is hotly-contested by Cornish residents as a lot of
the money comes from people who die without leaving a will. Prince Charles has
invested some of this money in business, but not in Cornwall. He has, in fact,
helped out already-rich friends with their ventures.
The Duke of
Edinburgh receives a “parliamentary annuity” of £359,000 per year from the
Treasury as well. Presumably that funds his casual racism habit.
If that’s
not enough they are also exempt from tax. Hardly seems fair while most of us
are penny-pinching to make ends meet, does it?
“But they
work really hard,” say the royalists.
When has
travelling first class to a place for the purposes of cutting a ribbon and
waving at people been hard work? They are over-privileged and it needs to stop.
“They
benefit the economy,” is an argument with no basis. If the monarchy was
dissolved tomorrow all the palaces and castles would still be there. People
would still come and visit them. Everyone has visited ruined castles before and
not cared that nobody still lives there.
Those who
are employed by Buckingham Palace are on little more than minimum wage and many
are on zero-hour contracts. Fantastic employers the royals aren’t. It wouldn’t
surprise me if they banned cigarette breaks too. No wonder that butler stole so
much stuff from Princess Diana.
We need a
referendum and we need it now. It’s time to stop these rich hangers-on who
serve no purpose. And I want my 56p-a-year back.
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