The Extremely Satisfied Customer (Opposite of)

Anyone who follows me on Twitter may have noticed my disgust with a well-known supermarket on Saturday.

Lincolnshire

I had the pleasure of visiting Lincolnshire today, although the actual pleasure was that I was able to leave there afterwards without being mugged or having my organs harvested.

Game of Thrones

Oh, you’re watching Game of Thrones, are you? Good for you.

Weddings

I’m invited to three weddings this summer. That’s right, three. To make it even better, these three weddings are all planned to occur in a period of eight days.

Hangover

Remember when you first started to drink? It was all so much better then.

Dining

We’ve all been there before: in a shop, pub or café and those who work there start having a loud, private conversation. Annoying, isn’t it?

Insurance

As you may be aware, I was forced to buy a new phone just a couple of weeks ago.

While I was buying the phone, the assistant asked if I wanted insurance for “only £6.50”.