Remember, Remember...

Bonfire Night is fun for all the family. Unless you’re a family of hedgehogs. Or someone with ears.

The Royal Family

“We all love them,” people say. No we don’t. They’re a burden on the taxpayer.

The monarchy costs each of us 56p every year. While that isn’t a significant sum for anyone to spend (I just spent almost that much on a sausage roll), it would be nice to have the choice.

Charity

So, we’re supposed to boycott Morrison’s, are we? The people are angry and it’s all over social media.

Racism

People don’t understand what racism is anymore.

Injustice

So, the world’s greatest Paralympian and nocturnal gun use enthusiast Oscar Pistorius has finally been sentenced. Only five years for killing someone? The “I didn’t mean it” defence is clearly the way to shave time off a potentially lengthy sentence.

Book

As many of you are probably aware, since you follow me on Twitter, I have recently published a book.

Unemployment

Having recently found myself unemployed yet again, I decided to bite the bullet and claim benefit, which I haven’t done since I was 18.