Food, Glorious Food

Yesterday I went to a food and drink festival. Yes, I know it sounds like a hipster bullshit event, but it... well it kind of was.

Timekeeping

Sometimes work doesn't finish on time. Sometimes it can't be avoided. And sometimes this fucks me right off.

Annoying People (part 736)

Yesterday I was annoyed.

Like most days.

That You Just Didn't Take

Good advice is, err, good. Sometimes you ask for it and it is offered. Sometimes it is offered without you asking for it and it is helpful.

I Can See Clearly Now

My eyesight has been deteriorating a little for some time, but I refused to do anything about it.

Bingo

This rant is about Bingo, although not the book of the same name which I penned (it's available here if you're interested: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Bingo-Tim-Jones/dp/1503268934/ref=sr_1_1_twi_pap_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1478260104&sr=8-1&keywords=bingo+tim+jones). No, this rant focuses on a conversation I overheard this morning.

Twat Magnet

Sometimes people talk to me. And not just to say “I've read your blog and I've informed the police” or “that toilet is only a display model, sir”.